I See Mature Slit In Your Future

June 10, 2009 > Posted Under: 40 Something Mag

You can say whatever you want about fortune tellers, but we think they’re phonies, and we’ve got the proof correct here. This guy goes to see Cheyanne and says,”I wanna know what’s in my future.” So, she decides to do a card reading. Bullshit, right? Precisely. First card, this woman says,”I see you’ve had no luck with the ladies lately.” This guy has, he tells her. Then this babe says,”Well, I think things are need to change for you. I see things starting to look up for you.” Now, at his point, Cheyanne has basically stopped telling his fortune. She has become his fortune. She is going to make her prediction come true. And do you know how she’s going to do that? Of cuz you know how. It’s the oldest trick in the book. The ol’ gypsy fortune teller suck and fuck. That’ll be 20 bucks, buddy.