All households have rules, and the offspring must live by them. No playing video games until your homework’s done. Finish all the peas on your plate before you get dessert. Do all your chores before you go out to play. Trisha Lynne, 43, has another rule: no pussy shaving! So when she catches her little twit of a daughter getting her pussy shaved by her boyfriend, Trisha takes immediate action. She kicks her daughter out of the room and shows the boyfriend what a mature, hairy pussy can do. You know, some parents talk the talk but don’t walk the walk. Trisha Lynne is a mom who stands behind what she says. She’s an important role model for parents everywhere.
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A man tries to do an honest day’s work, and this is what happens. Some blonde MILF slut wearing lingerie, fuck-me pumps and the tell-tale light-blue eye shadow starts vacuuming the house right in front of him, bending over and sticking her ass in his face. At this point, he doesn’t care if she gets 200 channels or none, as long as he can channel his dark cock inside her pink pussy. The woman is Natasha, a 45-year-old divorcee from Southern California, and the role of MILF slut isn’t exactly a reach for her. As for the dude, he does what all of us would do if we were in this situation, which is take his cock out and jack until she notices. She notices. Right away.
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You can say whatever you want about fortune tellers, but we think they’re phonies, and we’ve got the proof right here. This dude goes to see Cheyanne and says,”I want to know what’s in my future.” So, she decides to do a card reading. Bullshit, right? Exactly. First card, she says,”I see you’ve had no luck with the ladies lately.” He has, he tells her. Then she says,”Well, I think things are gonna change for you. I see things starting to look up for you.” Now, at his point, Cheyanne has basically stopped telling his fortune. She has become his fortune. She’s going to make her prediction come true. And do you know how she’s going to do that? Of course you know how. It’s the oldest trick in the book. The ol’ gypsy fortune teller suck and fuck. That’ll be 20 bucks, buddy.
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It’s Jamy Nova’s birthday, and her asshole husband has forgotten it for the second straight year. So there she is, sitting in bed wearing some sexy, see-through lingerie, and there he is, stomach sticking out, snoring his face off.”He can’t even get it up anymore,” Jamy complains while looking at him in disgust.”I need some cock. If he doesn’t get up and pay attention to me right now, I’m gonna fuck the first person I see.” Well, you all know how this is gonna turn out. He doesn’t wake up, Jamy hears a knock on the door, it’s a neighbor with a package that was left for her–a body stocking and black fuck-me boots–Jamy models it for him, and they end up fucking. So, Jamy gets the birthday present she really wanted, her husband gets a nap, the neighbor gets some pussy and we get to jack. Everyone’s happy in 40Something Land.
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